I Never Want To Get Old........

I went to the mall today and it was completely packed- nowhere to park, whatsoever. So, I see one of those cute little "pregnant mother" spots that I've been dying to use and I park there. The sign just said "reserved parking" and there was a cute little pink stork picture painted on the ground. I got out of my car, pushed my belly out as far as I could so people didn't think I was a liar, and went in to get my shopping done. When I came out of the Mall, I saw a note on my car. I just figured it was my sister saying thanks for bringing her a Coke earlier. But it wasn't. It was a note saying that I had broken the law and I was "Dumb." I'm sure it was some grouchy old lady who was mad because she thought I had parked in a Handicap spot. Let me tell you, my raging, pregnant hormones got the best of me and I was FURIOUS! I stood outside my car, looking around for some old lady to chew out and tell her she was the "dumb" one. I even thought about leaving a nasty note back to the person on my car, and doing a little more shopping. I really wanted to say my piece, but finally decided there was no way I'd ever know who wrote the note. I just hope that when they came out of the mall they saw the big, pink stork painted on the ground instead of the blue wheelchair that I'm sure they were expecting. All I can say is, MIND YOUR OWN FREAKING BUSINESS, PEOPLE!